Tuesday, August 21, 2012

A Lil This n That

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better

RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed

And MY Personal Favorite!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have, Similar to my character lines